Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Occam's Razor

Cameron:

Sex… could kill you.
Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate,
arteries constrict,
core temperature rises,
heart races,
blood pressure skyrockets
respiration becomes rapid and shallow,
the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent,
it’s ugly, and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun…
the human race would have died out eons ago.
Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm...
You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm?

6 comments:

Nani said...

muito bom!

só pela última frase gostava de ser mulher .p

Anonymous said...

Fantástico =)

L said...

Nani: lolol... se fosses mulher, acredita que até chegares a um orgasmo de uma hora provavelmente passarias muitas outras horas a olhar para o tecto, ou a sentir apenas o orgamo (quiçá precoce) do teu parceiro.

Bom, de qualquer forma!

Nani said...

l: LOL. o que eu me ri com este teu comment :D

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Anonymous said...

grande sónia!



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